Take off your stockings at nine

The world is going insane
There's so much pain and fear
But I'm going to start a campaign
To spread a little cheer

The temperatures are soaring
But We are going to try
Before it gets to boring
To have Christmas in July

Everyone relax at nine

We're going to try to forget all this week
And listen to ladies sing jazz at its peak.

Stay cool at nine

Now, outside, it's getting hot
The temperature's nasty
But don't give that a second thought
We'll avoid those degrees
We've got ourselves a nice cool spot
And plenty of A/C.