You're getting sleepy at nine.

With endless misery and pain
The weight of the world is on our backs
And with nothing else we can do
It's tome to just chill out. Relax.

Angel of death came early at nine

There were ten plagues in total:
Locusts, flies, and lice
Darkness, boils, lots of frogs,
Blood, dead cows, and ice

But of the plagues that freed the slaves
The one which made the Pharaoh wince
Was one that took his first born son
Was one that took away his prince.

It must be time-stamped by nine

It's just a little money
It's barely even scratch
I don't think that it's the thing
To get you through that patch

And just in case you wondered
Yes, we have each others' backs
We'll watch out and double count
So you're not screwed on tax.

Take an antihistamine at nine

It's been a mild winter
It will be summer soon
But here's the thing about the spring
The flowers are in bloom

It's not a joke at nine

So it's April. Finally!
I put fresh sheets on the bed
And, as a special treat to me
I'll re-dye all of my hair red
As for those who like to prank
All their friends upon the first
I would like to kindly thank
Those who will not be the worst.