All in a Name

How about some funny band names just for the hell of it?

Here are a bunch I've found that either exist now or in the recent past:

Tonto's Expanding Headband

Kung Foo Dykes

Gee That's a Large Beetle I Wonder if It's Poisonous

A Box of Fish With Tartar Sauce

Disgruntled Postal Workers

The Lee Harvey Keitel Band

Flock of A$$holes

Sorry About Your Daughter

Bimbo Toolshed

Moist Fist

Zombies Under Stress

Some Random Band

Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick

Don Knotts Overdrive

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Tastes Like Chicken

Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth

Are These My Pants?

Aunt Clair’s Liver

Barnyard Slut

Boy Scouts of Annihilation

Candy Striper Death Orgy

Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot

Crippled Athletes

The Dancing French Liberals of ‘48

Dinner Is Ruined

Dumpster Juice

Elvis & The Shitheads

Fix My Head

Girl Scout Heroin

Haircuts That Kill

Here Are the Facts You Requested

House of Large Sizes

Ice Cream Headache

The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls

Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program

Kill the Man Who Questions

Lesbian Boy

Lisa Gives Head

Midget Fetish

Monkeys With Handguns

My Friend the Chocolate Cake

Nocturnal Emissions

Paisley Brain Cells

Princess Tinymeat

Printed at Bismarck’s Death

Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman

Shower with Goats

Stiff Dead Cat

Willie Nelson Mandela

William Shatner’s Pants

Zen for Primates

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